project dzu

dzu bui, 18, m

my shit

sunkern:

its a metaphor hazel grace, except i still give money to cigarette companies to fuel said metaphor, see

(via bizarrejelly5)

rampagey:

breakingdads:

hemingay:

bagmilk:

*doctor voice* congratulations! it’s a brony!

put it back

Nah once a brony leaves his mother he never enters a woman again

I laughed so hard all air has left my lungs and blew a hole through the wall.

(Source: bagmilk, via carmens-converse)

dayruiner:

here let me put this gun in my mouth, sure I haven’t loaded it, but I’m putting this thing that has the power to kill me in my mouth and robbing it of that power. it’s a metaphor. I don’t see why you’re offended, let me continue to patronize you  

the fault in our cheesy writing

(via bizarrejelly5)

dauragon:

niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H

CORRECT METHODS

what

(Source: kegelgod)

wilwheaton:

Survey of /r/mensrights turns up pretty much exactly what you’d expect.

White, male, 17-20 years-old, and disconnected from reality.

(via rehbekuh)

Am I a prude?

(Source: stephenamlls, via the-krusty-crew)

tkyle:

A heckler threw her shoe at Hillary Clinton during her talk in Vegas.

(via the-krusty-crew)

jakeyb86:

mrrobotico:

htimsnevets:

Find this man.

spit in his food.

go to his job

end this now.

Do more than spit in his food. Poison his food and end him.

This literally infuriates me. I can’t even

people like this exist

?????

???

?


(Source: blameaspartame, via edwardshallow)

Films Directed by Women

jessica-messica:

donrickles:

As part of my own personal attempt to watch more films made by women, I’ve compiled a list of over 200 films directed by women. I’ve put letters after the films to indicate where they’re easily available to stream. Each film is also a link to an entry on the website Can I Stream It, which will show you how to easily stream, rent, or buy the film. All entries with film titles in bold are personal recommendations. The current plan is to periodically update this post and reblog it. This list is by no means exhaustive. Feel free to reblog and add your own or send them to me. Either way, I will try to add them to the original.

Letter Guide:

N - Available for streaming on Netflix Instant
H - Available for streaming on Hulu Plus
A - Available for streaming on Amazon
B - Available for streaming on HitBliss
Film List:

This is a great list!

I would add anything from Mira Nair, as well as Suzaku and The Mourning Forest from Naomi Kawase.  If you really want to go looking for some squirrelly experimental sixties stuff, I recommend Maya Deren, Joyce Wieland and Shirley Clarke.

(It’s worth noting here that the only female filmmaker I studied in film school other than Maya Deren was Leni Riefenstahl, and I went to a school frequently lauded for it’s core curriculum’s insistence on diversity. You can’t really deny that despite being a Nazi, she did change the face of filmmaking in the 20th century; but you think they’d at least mandate a few other, you know, women who were not Nazi’s?  If you are at all considering going to film school please drop me a line in my ask box so I can talk you out of it.  Unless you want to teach film or something. They hire mostly MFAs to blog movie reviews now anyway, and you’ll learn more from watching Netflix and reading your Final Cut Pro manual than you will from an actual film school professor anymore.  Rant over.)

(via edwardshallow)

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

(Source: frozensecond, via helainetieu)