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lazydad:

Meet Curtis Knapp, the New Hope Baptist Church Pastor who preached that the government should kill homosexuals. His reasoning? According to eyewitness reports, Pastor Knapp was “upset” and “confused” when Sharon Needles was recently crowned America’s Next Drag Superstar.

Speaking to close friends and advisors, Pastor Knapp said, “Phi Phi O’Hara is the epitome of a beautiful, glamorous young lady, and she was robbed, I tell you! Clearly the professional homosexual community was not listening to the Word of God when they foolishly decided to vote for Sharon ‘Satanist’ Needles as the winner of RuPaul’s Drag Race. Ergo, the government should kill homosexuals. Or at least perform a recount. Or perform a Lipsync for Your Life! That shizz is hard!”

Pastor Knapp could not be reached for further comment, but his “personal butler” Shane told friends, “Pastor was bent way out of shape when Sharon won Drag Race. But I told him, ‘Girl, Phi Phi will have her day in the spotlight!’ But then girlfriend started talking about killing the gays and stuff. It’s like Pastor went cray-cray all because of RuPaul’s Drag Race! I told him it’s just a show!”

Shane continued, “After two Xanax and a facial, though, girlfriend calmed down a bit. And by facial, I mean a facial, if you know where I’m going with this! Ha! Is this thing on? Bueller?”

True story.

stfuconservatives:

mypetitmal:

catturnedtosmoke:

chasingcoolness:

scottfriday:

harharhar:

Urban Outfitters is selling Mitt Romney t-shirts. In case you needed another reason to never go there. Ever.

besides, if i’m going to buy a mitt shirt, i’m going with the most honest one out there.

That 2 Legit 2 Mitt shirt looks like an awesome mixtape cover, though. 

“Who let the dogs out? Who?”

More reasons not to go there ever here

But what if I want to wear a Mitt shirty ironically???