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aeon-fux:

bizarregorgeousness:

cosmotwat:

halaalpussy:

aeon-fux:

holy fucking shit lmao this is from the sequel to Fifty Shades of Grey I had NO IDEA it was this laughably bad….HE CALLS HIS SEX DUNGEON THE RED ROOM OF PAIN 

This literally looks like a very poorly written fanfiction by a 14 year old please and what is the cat part referring to

This is terrible. I can’t believe this is the shit that gets suburban house wives wet.  

WHO PUT THIS TOGETHER??? THIS IS SO OUT OF CONTEXT!!! cane or cat?? Thats wasn’t even in the fucking book!!!

lmao maybe if you used your reading comprehension skills to see that I am talking about the SEQUEL to 50 Shades of Grey, and it is INDEED in the fucking book, PAGE 329 IF YOU WANNA SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP WHEN GROWN FOLKS IS TALKING 

aeon-fux:

bizarregorgeousness:

cosmotwat:

halaalpussy:

aeon-fux:

holy fucking shit lmao this is from the sequel to Fifty Shades of Grey I had NO IDEA it was this laughably bad….HE CALLS HIS SEX DUNGEON THE RED ROOM OF PAIN 

This literally looks like a very poorly written fanfiction by a 14 year old please and what is the cat part referring to

This is terrible. I can’t believe this is the shit that gets suburban house wives wet.  

WHO PUT THIS TOGETHER??? THIS IS SO OUT OF CONTEXT!!! cane or cat?? Thats wasn’t even in the fucking book!!!

lmao maybe if you used your reading comprehension skills to see that I am talking about the SEQUEL to 50 Shades of Grey, and it is INDEED in the fucking book, PAGE 329 IF YOU WANNA SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP WHEN GROWN FOLKS IS TALKING 

branflakez:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

The pineapple one is siiick.

Anonymous said: My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

skypestripper:

when ur up too late and ur mom comes in ur roomimage

(via the-krusty-crew)

mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!

I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

Don’t be me.

(via loveyourchaos)

gamespite:

eirikrjs:

pepsimangb:

As promised, here’s my scanlation of the SMT1 OST liner notes that eirikrjs generously scanned that has Kazuma Kaneko talking shop about his pixel art philosophies. :D!

There’s a decent amount of ground covered here considering how short it is. Some of his advice is a little dated, as indicated by his references to sprite color pallet limitations on consoles during SMT1’s heyday, but hopefully this is still a fun look into how some of Atlus’ most iconic demon designs were originally handled. Pretty unorthodox jumping immediately into sprite work for a lot of demons!

For best readability, make sure to right click each image and either save it or open it in a new tab so that they can be viewed at full size.

Thanks for reading!

-Pepsi

Incredible stuff. We don’t deserve you!

This is the Lord’s work right here.

(via abobobo)

the-only-true-queen:

Me when i meet someone with a big booty!

the-only-true-queen:

Me when i meet someone with a big booty!

(Source: pink-sugar-blossom, via prguitarman)

(Source: otherwindow, via jeffisageek)

timothydelaghetto:

hamorkj:

timothydelaghetto:

This is a really special video for me. I’ve been grinding with this entertainment stuff to give my parents an easier life, and this shit right here is something that I’ve been working towards for the past 10 years. 

The best part was after the camera was off, my mom hugs me and said, “Now I can finally take a break.” The mothafuckin FEELS, bruh. 

NEW VIDEO- SURPRISE FOR MOM AND DAD

One day I want to be able to do something similar for my parents

Gettin a lotta love from this video. The dopest part is seein all the people inspired to take care of their fam, too!